Life lessons for a man

As is typical, I can't remember where I read these, but I copied and pasted and I've read through the list a few times, and they come to mind from time to time. And keep in mind, of course, that it's a secular list, but there is wisdom here.

It begins by saying, "Your father probably told you a thing or two, but just in case he wasn't around enough, here are some words of wisdom you might have missed out on:

-- Buy high quality tools, so you only have to buy them once.

-- Keep a change of clothes at the office.

-- Never hit anyone unless they pose an immediate threat.

-- Every hat should serve a purpose.

-- Never take her to the movies on the first date.

-- Learn to wet shave.

-- Few things make you look better than a well-tailored suit.

-- Shave with the grain on the first go-around.

-- Always look a person in the eye when you talk with them.

-- Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.

-- Exercise makes you happy. Run, lift, and play sports.

-- Eat whatever you want, but stop when you get full.

-- Brush your teeth before you put on your tie. 

-- A small amount of your paycheck should go directly into your savings account every month.

-- Call Mom and Dad every week.

-- Never wear a clip-on tie.

-- Give a firm handshake.

-- Compliment her shoes.

-- Never leave a pint unfinished.

-- If you aren't confident, fake it. It will come around.

-- You can tell the size of a man by the size of the things that bother him.

-- Be conscious of your body language.

-- The only reason to ever point a gun at someone is if you intend to shoot them. Period.

-- Always stand to shake someone's hand.

-- Ask more than you answer.

-- Go for women out of your league. You may end up surprised.

-- Manliness is not only about being able to take care of yourself, but others as well.

-- Go with the decision that makes for a good story.

-- When you walk, look straight ahead, not at your feet.

-- Nice guys don't finish last. Boring guys do. 

-- Find your passion and figure out how to get paid for it.

-- The most important thing you can learn is personal responsibility. Bad things happen; it's your job to overcome them.

-- The first one to get angry loses.

-- A man does what needs to be done without complaining.

-- Never stop learning.

-- Always go out in public dressed like you're about to meet the love of your life.

-- Don't change yourself just to make someone happy.

-- If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

-- Luck favors the prepared.

-- Listen with intent to understand, not with intent to respond. 

-- Do whatever you want, but be the best at it.

-- No one is on their deathbed wishing they spent more time at work.